Bob Hope

BOB HOPE


What can I say about yet another well-known and much loved Actor who will always be remembered, "Bob Hope" but just that whatever he had starred in whether it was in films with "Bing Crosby" another well-known Actor back in the 40's, which I can't really expect a lot of you out there to remember or heard of... Because they were old Actors!

But guys, I'm not saying that I'm enchant or really old-like it's just that I can remember seeing most of theirs films on the TV when I was a small child... Like Films that even "Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis" had made together which I can you now, was a right SCREAM!!!

Especially when "Jerry Lewis" acted so daft in front of the cameras maybe on purpose... I don't know there all that I do know is it's really the same for "Bob Hope" who when he always stars along with "Bing Crosby! As like "Jerry Lewis" in his films was always the main FUNNY ONE then his so-call partner!!!

Inspector Clouseau

INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU


Now guys, as you should know by this picture that I've done, this is the well-known and may I also add was the best Actor of all times... And must loved by all that had always played the part of "Inspector Clouseau" in those best films of "THE PINK PANTHER" "Peter Seller! For he was the greatest and that was NO mistakes!!!

Because every blooming time he gets back from work to his Apartment you can be sure that his loyal and faithful Servant "Kato" is just lurking around somewhere to ATTACK him! But ends ups fighting each other like they were CLOWNING around until something happens or goes off like to get Inspector Clouseau ATTENTION to try to tell his bloody daft as a FRUIT-BAT Kato to stop what you are doing! If you guys get my drift by that!

Course, come on guys, whatever does get the Inspector Clouseaau ATTENTION to try to tell his so-call Wacky Servant, "Keto" to try to STOP...
Well Kato doesn't, in fact he just simply carries on while poor "Clouseau" does try to either speak to his boss on his phone about something or do something by!!!

But I tell you guys whenever I see Cluseau in a sense with his boss, "Inspector Dreyfus" well I would probably have to say it's more FUNNY seeing his boss "Inspector Dreyfus" going slowly CRAZY by the minute because of every time he as to ask Clouseau that DO THAT! Well Clouseau as you know don't!

For instead, what does that blooming stupid fool "Clouseau" always goes and do? But he goes out and does the complete opposite what he thinks is best then rather to listen to what his boss had just told him to do in the first PLACE!!!

Which isn't fucking surprising that by the end of these films it sends his boss, "Inspector Dreyfus" LOOPY! Not forgetting guys, he turns into a bad and evil criminal that trys to get Clouseau for everything he deserve!

Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh

SHARON OSBURNE AND LOUIS WALSH

Well guys! As you can see from this, I've done a picture of the well-known Presenters from "The X Factor! Only, why on earth can everyone tell that so-call (Big Head) as he really is to just take a blooming break from showing his Ugly MUG in that popular series, "The X Factor" once again, whether he thinks he's "Mr know it all" and had also started that dam series! For once, take a blooming BREAK for all our sake! Please do it!

Which as you guys should know I was referring to "Mr. Simon Cowell! who I wouldn't be at all surprised that he loves himself so much! Hey Simon! You do, don't YOU! Loves yourself! Course, can you guys, just imagine the guy is looking at himself in front of a MIRROR and simply saying to himself, "God! "Aren't you Sexy Simon! Then, with his lips, of course, looks like he's kissing himself... Like saying Kissie-Kissie! Well can YOU? Just try to imagine? Course, if you can, well like myself that would be a blooming NIGHTMARE for everyone of us all! Why! Well you could say that's "Freddy Krueger" there, down to a tree! Then, "Simon Cowell! Then, really seeing some Actor dressing up as a part of a character for that Film!!!

Anyway, just MOVE OVER and allow these two take OVER your place for a change! Why, you may ask! Well it's course every time they get together and I do mean get together and hear someone that hasn't got a voice and even more so, of maybe how they appear, if you know what I mean, well those two when they start to laugh, they are like myself in some ways, they just can't blooming STOP!!! In fact, some times it's course one slightly falls over from their seat with laughing to much! While the other in fact, looks like they are wetting themselves by it all!

Now, that's FUNNY!

So, that's why, I think can't YOU Simon simply give those two much loved a turn to take over your series that you started? Hey! Why can't YOU! Also,, and in away, I hope Sharon sees this, but I just want to let her know that you're Absolutely Fab Sharon! Really YOU are! So, just think about going back to our Louis on The X Factor? If it can happen one day, which I sure hope you do hun!

And it's also because YOU and Louis are just prefect to take over, you know who! As I really think you two are GREAT!

Hope though that you like this picture of YOU and Louis as it's especially for you guys really, for making this girl smile even join in with you when someone just appears looking the way they may do and start to sing with no voice of course, start to LAUGH!

Two Little Boys

TWO LITTLE BOYS - "GEORGE WILLIAM DAZLEY JR & HIS BONNY LADDIE BABY BROTHER "JAMES DAZLEY"  Aww!

* Which by the way, "Uncle Jimmy" this picture is also, dedicated to YOU my darling, you!!!

* Well to everyone out there that may be looking onto my Web-site now, this picture that I've drawn of these two likely lads and yes! Guys! Even the little one!

* The little one with the lovely blonde hair is most definitely a little laddie in what we Geordie's call a little Boy then thinking it's a girl!  And how do I know of this, well you could say that when I found this photograph I asked my Dad at first, "who the blooming hell was the young lad by that baby girl?  Course, and wait for it guys! But then, I said, to my Dad "course, boy I think I could well have a crush on him!  Even though he seemed like a young lad you also have got to remember that then, I also was very young...

* So, anyway, after my Dad looked at this photo with a smile, he immediately looked at me and said, "Oh Sandy! "What are you like," course then he told me "that you can't have a crush on this little lad or even fancy him, because this was ME when I was only 9 years old!  Which you can just imagine the look on my face then, when he told me of this! Then, to top it up all, I then asked my Dad, "well who's the little GIRL with you then?"
Which once again he not only smiled but he also got a little laugh because he then added, "IT'S NOT A LITTLE GIRL Sandy, it's your Uncle Jimmy!

* Which back then didn't realise that my Dad even had a brother who may I add really do LOVE  so very much, course every time I see him reminds me of who I will always love even now, but as you know Uncle, if you are looking onto my Web-site, I really totally MISS my Dad so very much! As you should know that, course it was only him and him ALONE that had made me feel constantly LOVED, with showing signs of AFFECTION!

* Sorry for the time you and Aunty came, but really I did felt that my entire world was falling apart! Okay Uncle!

So this is especially for YOU my darling Geordie-boy!

Love Dad's little Dazzlepops which he had also, told me he was also, Nick-named himself when I was at a younger age from your very beautiful Ma!  My Nan "Emily Dazley!  okay! xxx

My Art Teacher

.

MY ART TEACHER - "DICKIE-POOHS" But, that isn't his real NAME...

* To my Art teacher that I had way back when I was still in The Abbey High School! Thanks for everything you did for me then, and I mean that with all my heart, course if it weren't for you well I would probably won't know what I would be doing now! As well as you know it was you that brought this young girl out of her shell as I was a very SHY young girl when she was seventeen.

* So if you are still around out there and may be looking on my Web-site, who knows! Well this is for YOU, you Crazy guy who as you can see loved to pose.  Course, come on just look at YOURSELF then, lying on the grass as well as that one I've drawn outside the Art Department posing away! But can you remember ME? Hey! Well can YOU! As you knew me by Sandra Dazley! Not Sandy as I'm now known to everyone!

* Also, I will always remember YOU! Being the funniest Teacher back then. especially of how that one time if YOU can recall had asked your STUDENTS that you had in one class which had included ME to do a Model! And being my first one that I had to do way back then, was a "WOMAN" a slightly older WOMAN" in fact, stack Naked posing... Which, course I was really SHY then, like I couldn't say boo to a goose, to anyone even any of the teachers, besides you because like I mentioned, it was "YOURSELF" and YOU only, that had truly brought this young girl out from being truly Shy to having a Wacky Personality - meaning that I was starting to show that I had a WACKY, but BUBBLY sense of humour!

* Anyway, getting back to this one time when we was asked by YOURSELF that this is a TREAT ON ME for this "WOMAN" posing in front of all of us... Course, as I was in total SHOCK by seeing this Modal, had DRAWN on the BIGGEST PAPER her "BOOBIES!!!

* And that's NO joke either! I really had drawn her "BOOBIES" but so it MASSIVE that really had filled the entire my paper that we were given, which as you guys, should know is an A1!!!

* Course, yes guys! This girl way back then, had really drawn this WOMAN'S "BREAST" then rather the actual MODAL "herself" which when we all had finally finished and had to hand our pictures over to him, as you guys can see from the photo above, didn't want to because of what his expression may be!

* As I found him a little CRAZY at times, now weren't YOU! Hey! "Crazy! If you are happen to be looking at this "CRAZY" as in FUNNY as a Hatter!!!  Course YOU had afterwards blooming decided to only pin up my PICTURE that I did of that so massive "BOOBIES" above your ART ROOM door so that everyone that had walked past could see it with my name UNDERNEATH OF IT ALL!!!   Because, you just wouldn't allow me to rub my name OFF from it, which left me really EMBARRASSED!

* Well wouldn't ALL of you guys be? If that had happened to YOURSELVES! And don't say "NO you wouldn't!!! Course, I know that there must be a few of YOU out there that would! It's just it had to happen to MYSELF!

* Now, surely you got to REMEMBER ME, you silly Moo  But again, you will never be forgotten by this girl!  "You silly Dickie-Pooh!

The Young Ones

THE YOUNG ONES


First of all I like to dedicate this Picture that I've done to ALL of Rick's friends and family because it wasn't just a talent Actor that Actor that made us all laugh which I sure you got to agree guys, because if you haven't heard of this really funny sitcom from the mid 80's I would say called "The Young Ones" well surely YOU must have heard the Comedy Series called "Bottom." Which Rick had starred along side his best mate once again, like he had way back then when they first started in the Sitcom,

Which, I've got to admit even though Rick's Character back then was extremely funny, I thought Viv in The Young Ones was a Class A Act, Meaning as you know I had thought he was more funny, but there again, so was Neil, especially when he always use to say "HEAVY! So, I do hope you guys out there like what you see!

By the way my all time favourite Episode of that Sitcom was actually the very last ONE when you see all of them in a DOUBLE-DECKER BUS singing "We are going on a Summer Holiday," then, seeing them ALL go over a blooming CLIFF! Do you guys get that? Over a blooming Cliff, whilst singing to that one song of "Cliff Richard" which Rick adored so much!

Well all I'm going to say on that is, they sure didn't GO blooming FAR to enjoy themselves! Hey! I mean, guys, going to have a Holiday, away from it all then ending up going over a Cliff! So, all I can say on that is that should have probably teach Rick to love his idol, "Cliff Richard!

Don't you guys think!

So, "Bye, bye guys! "Bye! "Bye!

Just Good Friends

JUST GOOD FRIENDS

* This Painting that I've done as you can plainly see is of "Robson Green and Jerome Flynn" who I would also like to dedicate to because as they knew way back then I really simply adored them, probably still do, in some ways because I'm NOT just anyone that can switch ON and OFF their feelings of how I felt for those guys then! 

* And also way back then, when I was at College well something had told me to do this picture of the them! Because let's just say I really loved them in that well-known TV Series called "Solider, Soldier" can you guy remember that Series? As it was where the guys was discovered by "Simon Cowell" who as you guys should know is from "The X Factor" when they had first sang that well-known song by "The Righteous Brothers" Can you guys Remember???  "Unchained Melody? * Well that's what shocked me the most then, because of hearing those two guys singing in one of the episodes to that Series to just one of many favourite songs of mine! .

* So to end on this NOTE, I'm a person that as got genuine feelings that may be shy but they are DIFINITELY genuine. So, Yes! I do believe that I could still very much like them those guys, even now, but more so of "Robson Green" especially, since I only saw him as my Hero then! And who once again, my beloved Dad had always used to say because he loved winding this girl up while I was always watching him is "He's NOT a Geordie! "But a NUTTY NODDLE FROM NORTHUMBERLAND!  Which of course, got to tell you ALL out there drove this Chick CRAZY!  Course of how I really liked "Robson Green" as my Hero, big time!

* Though saying that also, do you guys want to know that at one time whilst I was in the back garden just looking around mu Dad had suddenly shouted out to me to come on back in because he made out that (Blue Eyes) "Robson Green" was on the TV which as you know if I knew he was on would always have to watch him...

* Anyway, getting back to after my Dad had cried out to me to come back in back so I won't miss seeing Robson on one of the Channels!  As my Dad was standing half-way in-between our living-room door and the floor room door, smiling away course the portable TV in our front was SWITCH ON, I just RUN straight IN without thinking-like course all I thought then, was I didn't want to miss seeing "Robson" on the TV!!!   SWITCHED ON the main TV that was in our living-room, still thinking he's on JUMPED UP and DOWN so many times yelling to myself whilst again my Dad was still watching ME do this for the TV to "blooming hurry up," course I just couldn't wait to see him as well as I was still thinking I didn't want to MISS "Robson" of course! No way!

* Only, guys! And don't laugh!  Even though I reckon you guys probably will, but when it did come ON and I asked my Dad, "what blooming Channel is "Robson on?  Said, "he seems to be on Channel-2 Sandy!  Still very much smiling away at me course, no sooner then I had, that all I saw on the TV scream was the very old TV Comedy Series of "The Addams Family" with their tall butler LURCH walking in saying as usually, "You rang!  Or it could have been from the old Comedy "The Monsters!   Either way, that was what was ON then, thinking I was expecting to be see my Hero, "Robson Green" right there and then!

* Hope you guys though know of what I'm trying to tell you about all this! Course, even myself now especially, have really got to admit to herself that I would see that blooming FUNNY!  I mean guys, just imagine my look on my face when I blooming saw LURCH then, "Robson Green! As I really could have crown my Dad for doing that to me at the time, but I didn't!  Why! Well I don't know why, shall I say guys!!!  Maybe it's course, ME and my Dad are so-alike! That means we both love acting so daft!!!

* As for my Dad though, well I've got to tell you guys, all my Dad did then, was laugh! Laugh! And laugh!   Why! He nearer tripped over by doing so, course of just seeing me as ALWAYS doing something completely daft-like and thinking at that same time that I was really going to see "Robson Green" but I love him anyway!