Wednesday, 5 January 2000

Playing Games - Chapter 21



 Chapter 21



                                                           THE TIME


                              THAT MATT TRIED TO ACT LIKE ELIVIS

 But, what I can never truly forget, was, one afternoon while Matt was left in charge, but whom luckily for me, that so-call toffee Nose Cow aka big Liz weren’t working with us anymore!  Which all that came to mind was, thank god!  And about time two!  So anyway, while it was now quiet and seemed so much!  Course of Matt not working with that all oh- mighty, big Liz by his side!  Well, had to started to notice Matt was acting a little bit daft around us!  Which most of us couldn’t help laughing away!  Especially, yours-truly!  Because I really just couldn't help myself from laughing, after seeing Matt was trying to act so silly!  While standing by the till with one of the girl’s!  Course, that blooming idiot, aka Matt had pretended that he was now, Elvis fucking himself!  While he had put one of Elvis's tunes on!    

 By trying to show us all of his own version of Elvis impression moves!   Only, when he had, well oh bother!  Did that made this girl and the rest, laugh so much!  Course, all you would see, if you were there was seeing Matt rubbing his chest with one of his hand around one way!  And with the other, well he was rubbing his hand the other way!  In other words, the guy, was simply rubbing his hands in the opposite directions at the same time, with a silly, stupid grin on his face!

 Which for seeing this myself!  Well, oh brother!  I just couldn’t help but laugh, as I normally do!  Because come on, when have you ever known anyone doing their own version of Elvis Presley?  Also known as The King, to those that loved him, when he was alive?  Hey!  And I do mean, seeing anyone rubbing their blooming chest with one hand, one way!  And the other, the other way, with a stupid grin upon his face, like that complete idiot, as Matt was way back then?  “Well, have you?  Never, I would think! 

 Which, brings me to what I did, next!  Course, what this chick did, was I couldn’t help myself from doing it either!  Because as I always loved dancing, but that didn't mean to say, I loved Elvis bloody Presley!  Course, I didn't!  No sir-re!  Even though, I truly love Rock n' Roll well, I always thought, Elvis Presley was either crap or rubbish!  As I weren't a huge Fan of his!  

 But, really, getting back to how Matts version was to how he really kept rubbing his strong, manly hands, back and forward in opposite directions to his chest!  By simply trying to dance like him!  Well I’m sure he really did knew!  But which I also, couldn't help of playing joining in with him!

 Only, while I was showing Matt my version of how Elvis Presley had dance, one of the Security Guards from the Centre had reappeared, by saying to Matt, “she’s blooming good!  Which just before I ran off, all that I could remember was asking that Security Guard, “but, how can you see me, from where you are?"  Because from where I was, there was a huge clothes stand, full of clothes hanging from their hangers!  

 So, this Security Guard had told me, “well I can see you on the monitor above me!  Which was hanging near to the front of our shop!  But what was most funny was, just shortly after that Security Guard had left us and I walked up to Matt to ask him, “why didn’t you warn me?"  “As, I wouldn’t have done it otherwise!  All Matt said was, “but he was right," "that was good!  As he then asked me, "would you mind in showing us all that again?" 

 Only, while I was doing this stupid Elvis impression yet again, this guy who appeared from no way, but who probably just went past us, had stopped, while noticing I was still showing Matt and the others of how Elvis Presley had really dance!  Why, they either started to take photos of me from their camera-phone! Or should I say, they had sort of filmed me-like, to show maybe others!  

 Though, no sooner then I noticed this, then I had stopped dancing!  As it was more then I can say for Matt!  Course he just couldn’t stop laughing, while also noticing this guy had been taking those one or two photos of me, while I was dancing away!  But, after hearing this complete stranger saying, “that I’m also filming you!  Which, what he probably meant was, course he had also the Internet switched on to show some of his mates from his phone of what I was doing!


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