Wednesday, 5 January 2000

Playing Games - Chapter 21



 Chapter 21



                                                           THE TIME


                              THAT MATT TRIED TO ACT LIKE ELIVIS

 But, what I can never truly forget, was one afternoon, while Matt was left in charge, but whom luckily for me, that "toffee Nose Cow" aka big Liz weren’t working with us anymore, which, all I could think of back then was, "thank god," and "about time two!  So anyway, while it was quiet now, and Matt was working, without big Liz by his side he on that day, started to act a bit daft around us, which most of us couldn’t help laughing away, especially yours-truly.  Because, I really just couldn't help myself from laughing, after seeing Matt was now starting to act so very silly, after putting one of Elvis Presley’s tunes on, while standing by the till with one of the girl’s.  Course, the blooming idiot, had pretended that he was now, Elvis himself!    

 By trying to show us all of his own version of Elvis impression moves.   Only, when he had, well that was when he made us all laugh so much, because all Matt did, while this Elvis tune was on, was rubbing his chest around with one hand back and the other one forwards. In other words, the guy, was simply rubbing his hands in the opposite directions at the same time, with a silly, stupid grin on his face.

As, for myself, well, oh brother!  I just couldn’t help but laugh, as I normally do, because, come on, when have you ever known anyone doing their own version of "Elvis Presley," known as "The King" to everyone that could have loved him, when he was alive to do that, while singing?  Hey!  And I do mean, rubbing his chest back and forward with a stupid grin upon his face, like that complete idiot, as Matt was?  “Well, have you?  Never, that's what! 

 Which, brings me to what I did, next!  Course, I just couldn’t help myself from doing it either, because as I always loved dancing, but that didn't mean to say, "I loved Elvis bloody Presley!  No sir-re!  Course, even though, I truly love Rock n' Roll well, I always thought, "Elvis Presley" was either crap or rubbish, as I weren't a huge Fan of his!  

 But, really, getting back to how Matts version was to how he really kept rubbing his manly hands, back and forward in opposite directions to his chest, had to show Matt of how Elvis had truly dance, which I’m sure he really did knew, but which I also, couldn't help of playing joining in with him.

 Only, while I was showing Matt these moves, of how Elvis Presley had dance, one of the Security Guards from the Centre had reappeared, by saying to Matt, “she’s blooming good."  Which just before I ran off, all that I could remember was asking that Security Guard, “but, how can you see me, from where you are?"  Because from where I was, there was a huge stand, full of clothes hanging from their hangers!  

 So, this Security Guard told me, “well I can see you on the monitor above me," which was hanging near to the front of our shop.  But what was most funny was, just shortly after that Security Guard had left that I walked up to Matt to ask him, “why didn’t you warn me?"  “As, I wouldn’t have done it otherwise."  But all Matt said was, “but he was right, that was good.”  As he then asked me, "would you mind just in showing us all that again?" 

 Only, while I was doing this stupid Elvis impression yet again, that this guy who appeared from no way, but who probably just went past us, had stopped, as he also, noticed I was showing Matt and the others how Elvis Presley had really dance!  Why, they either started to take photos of me from their camera-phone or should I say they had sort of filmed me-like to show maybe others!  

 Though, no sooner then I noticed this, then I did stopped dancing, but it was more then I can say for Matt, as he just couldn’t stop laughing, when he had saw the guy taking those one or two photos of me while I was dancing.  But, after hearing this complete stranger say, “that I’m also filming her."  Which, what he probably meant was, course he he had the Internet it was switch on, to show some of his mates, from his phone of what I was doing!


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