Wednesday, 5 January 2000

Playing Games - Chapter 22

 



 Chapter 22

 

                                                               THE TIME


                               ROXIE SHOWED SANDY THEIR NEW ITEMS!

                                                                      OF

                                                         GIANT RUBBER WILLIES!

                                   BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!

                                                                       SWING!

 


 Though, what I’m going to say next, did actually happen, but thank god, it happened while that so-call, (Brown Eyes), who was my nickname for Matt, for sure, because of how Matt, while, I always, gaze into those deepest, dark brown eye, manage to do to me, had his day off.  Only, on this day, just before going into work to start, had decided to pop into Wacky’s to say, “hello,” to my friends.  As, Wacky's was a kind of shop, that had sold all different funny things, including, fancy dress costumes and all silly rude things, which, had included, at this time, these new items, that they just received, but who had to place in the far back of their shop, because of what they were.  

 Because, what happened on this very day while I just went over there, to talk to Roxie, was she asked, “if I wanted to see their newest products, that they just recently had?"  Which, after I replied, “no!  Roxie took me over to the back to show me what they just had in.  But, which she probably knew that I would have find so hilarious.  Because, what Roxie had wanted to show yours truly was, in the far, far back of their shop was loads and loads of great, giant, rubber willies, Black as well as White ones, in their own see-through packages. 

 Only, seeing this even though I thought was most funny, didn’t seem to be funny enough, for what was coming next, course, Roxie decided to take one of them out of the packages to not just show me it properly, but more to put the point, she decided to put it on. Which, I can tell you now, did made this girl laugh so much, that I really thought, I was going to wet herself.  Though, while all this was going on, Lynette, the Manager to Wackys, just couldn’t help herself, by joining in with us, while one of the others was serving a costumer.  But when Lynette actually did was, even far, far funnier then what Roxie had did!  

 Because what Lynette had done was, after choosing one of these absolutely silly giant willies, from their packages, but, she had chosen the black one, well first, like what Roxie had done, but who said, “hey guys!  “What would you think, if I just went straight in right now and showed Deek this?"  "Hey!  Well, what would you think?  Which, when she had, starred at each other and started to laugh, because we could never tell whether she was having us on or not by this.  Even though, I’m sure we had thought she must have been having a laugh with us.  As like a joke! 

 Only, with this, enormous huge rubber willies mind you, of hanging so down, from her, like Roxie's still had on hers, said, “oh!  “So, you guys think I’m only kidding then?"  Which, after looking at one another again, in total surprise, Lynette then got hold of a very long Red Santa’s costume and then waltz straight over to my work from hers, to show Deek what exactly she was really wearing.  And I’m not talking of that Santa’s costume, but what was truly hiding underneath that costume.  Only, for seeing all this to happen in front of us, had just couldn’t stop from laughing, well I know that I couldn’t, because what I can remember about Roxie was she was watching me from their entrance, but at the same time who was trying to see Lynette.  But as for myself, well I was still laughing so much, that tears just started to roll down from my cheek, like as if I was flaming crying.

 Now, as soon as Lynette wondered into my work and who myself, had eventually thought, had calmed down from this laughing, that had now looked-like, I was crying.  I quietly crept into my work, because as I still had more time to spare, before starting work, did think to herself, I’ve just got to see this!  Really, I have!  So, as I walked in quietly, trying to see if Lynette would actually do this, but yet, at the same time, trying to control myself from not laughing all over again.  As I was, was so sure that I would again, if anyone would see someone, like Lynette was really going through with this! 

 Anyway, as she entered, she first cried out, Deek’s name more than once, while then, going around the stands to see if he was around, which while she had, there in the middle of sorting some jeans out, underneath some table and in between a tall stand, Deek himself, popped his little head, smiling, but who had also, looked-like he was in total amazement, by seeing Lynette dressed in this stupid long Red Santa’s out-fit.  But, who couldn't help of asking her, “what’s with the Santa’s costume?"  “As, it’s not as if it’s Christmas yet!  But who before she could, had showed him the real reason of why she was there, as well as, trying to tell him, had also spotted me, by trying to hide myself, between a stand.  As I was trying not to show that at any minute, have me in complete switches, all over again, as I knew that was what was about to happen to me.   

 Only, as I really did try to look at Deek while trying not to laugh at the same time because of Lynette was getting all set of doing it, which just before she had did, had made it  perfectly sure that no one was around, but who still couldn't help of noticing Deek look on his face, as he was smiling away, while at the same time, thinking to myself, 'what was going through his mind?  Maybe, he could have started to be so curious, as to what was going on, because all Lynette was really doing then, was just standing there like a complete idiot.  But, there again, that wasn’t anything new about that, because all my friends that had worked with Lynette had also, liked to act so silly in same way.  So, really what Lynette was about to do, was probably normal to her, even though, we had thought she was just going a little to far with it!

 So, while I was still looking around to see if anyone, of our customers was there or not, well, couldn’t still believe what Lynette was about to do in front of Deek.  Course, I was sure even Deek was probably trying to understand of why, I was hiding myself so, as well at the same time, watching Lynette, who was getting all set to unfold something under her Santa’s costume.  But after Deek had asked her that, all that Lynette would say is, “well, Deek there really is a good reason of why I’ve come in like this."  Which, she added, “as I want to show you something,” which by the look of Deek’s face, probably thought, well, what can you possibly want to show me. besides this costume, you’re wearing?" 

 So, before anyone could say anything, Lynette had slowly grabbed both ends to this costume and opened her Red Santa’s costume, to reveal what she really intended to show Deek.  Only, as Lynette slowly opened this long costume of hers, that she was wearing what I first noticed was, when I turned around to Deek had noticed his reaction and secondly, at same time, had discovered only right there and then, that walking towards us, and so very close may I add, was a very young lady pushing her baby girl in a push-chair.  But which was even more funny was, how this young lady was black.   Which, you might think well so what if this lady was black!  Well first, just try to imagine what might have gone through that lady’s mind, if she had also, noticed all this, while walking more and more closer to us now?   

 Not to mention, what was going through my mind, while I was laughing so much because as Lynette had her costume still wide open to reveal what was hidden inside.  Well I just couldn’t stick around any longer, because if you could remember Lynette had chosen to show Deek the black one!  So, if you think about it, if Lynette didn’t close the costume right away, while this lady with her baby was really getting closer and closer to us, well surely she couldn’t even miss of seeing this great huge, enormous rubber Willie that was truly dangling down from her either!

 So, as I was saying, as soon as Lynette revealed what she had came into do, but then suddenly discover this lady was pushing her child in a push-chair, well I just couldn’t seem to control myself from laughing, that I had to eventually run out of the shop. Because just imagine now, what Deek must have felt?  After seeing that poor customer, with her child coming towards us.  And who was now far more closer to Lynette then himself, to notice what Lynette really had dangling from her and in black once again. 

 Now, even though I ran out of my work as fast as I could say, "Jack Robinson," because after seeing that, well let’s just say if anyone had truly saw me running out as I did, laughing, well who knows, they would have probably mistaken me as for someone crying then, laughing her socks off.  Only, after I ran straight back to Roxie, still laughing, I then suddenly started to hear the laughter going on in my work, but which had really sounded like screeching, then normal laughing, between friends.  But while I was really laughing from what I’ve saw, was that I couldn’t help myself, from shouting across to Deek from where I was, “do you mind Deek if I come in a minute?"  “As I think I need it, to just try and calm myself down, before going in."

 Though, a couple of days later, after walking into work thinking to myself, I was going to start but didn’t, because what I found out way back then, was on that day I did have the day off.  Only it wasn't just after seeing Deek trying to tell me that I wasn’t working on the day, it was course, I just couldn’t help of over hearing a silly laugh coming from Deek’s office, at the same time, while Deek was just standing out, looking back and forth at me yet, smiling away, while still standing in between the door-way from the back and his office door. 

 Which was wide open, because otherwise I wouldn’t have hear that silly laugh coming from his office, which I thought, was that Matt?  But what was the guy laughing at?  Well, who knows?  Only, what had came to mind, was, was he probably watching the monitor from what went on, on that day, when Lynette had came wondering in as she did, like "Silvester Stallone" character in that film he starred in as Rocky, as well as, Santa Claus.  Because, who knows, Deek could have mentioned it to Matt, when he had came in the following day, so he could have wanted to rewind that sodding tape, from the monitor stored, in Deek’s office, so he could see it for himself, of what happened on that very day also. 

 

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