ROXIE SHOWED SANDY THEIR NEW ITEMS!
GIANT RUBBER WILLIES!
BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!
Though, what I’m going to say next, did actually happen, but thank god, it happened while that so-call, (Brown Eyes), who was my nickname for Matt, for sure, because of how Matt, while, I always, gaze into those deepest, dark brown eye, manage to do to me, had his day off. Only, on this day, just before going into work to start, had decided to pop into Wacky’s to say, “hello,” to my friends. As, Wacky's was a kind of shop, that had sold all different funny things, including, fancy dress costumes and all silly rude things, which, had included, at this time, these new items, that they just received, but who had to place in the far back of their shop, because of what they were.
Because, what happened on this very day while I just went over there, to talk to Roxie, was she asked, “if I wanted to see their newest products, that they just recently had?" Which, after I replied, “no! Roxie took me over to the back to show me what they just had in. But, which she probably knew that I would have find so hilarious. Because, what Roxie had wanted to show yours truly was, in the far, far back of their shop was loads and loads of great, giant, rubber willies, Black as well as White ones, in their own see-through packages.
Only, seeing this even though I thought was most funny, didn’t seem to be funny enough, for what was coming next, course, Roxie decided to take one of them out of the packages to not just show me it properly, but more to put the point, she decided to put it on. Which, I can tell you now, did made this girl laugh so much, that I really thought, I was going to wet herself. Though, while all this was going on, Lynette, the Manager to Wackys, just couldn’t help herself, by joining in with us, while one of the others was serving a costumer. But when Lynette actually did was, even far, far funnier then what Roxie had did!
Because what Lynette had done was, after choosing one of these absolutely silly giant willies, from their packages, but, she had chosen the black one, well first, like what Roxie had done, but who said, “hey guys! “What would you think, if I just went straight in right now and showed Deek this?" "Hey! Well, what would you think? Which, when she had, starred at each other and started to laugh, because we could never tell whether she was having us on or not by this. Even though, I’m sure we had thought she must have been having a laugh with us. As like a joke!
So, while I was still looking around to see if anyone, of our customers was there or not, well, couldn’t still believe what Lynette was about to do in front of Deek. Course, I was sure even Deek was probably trying to understand of why, I was hiding myself so, as well at the same time, watching Lynette, who was getting all set to unfold something under her Santa’s costume. But after Deek had asked her that, all that Lynette would say is, “well, Deek there really is a good reason of why I’ve come in like this." Which, she added, “as I want to show you something,” which by the look of Deek’s face, probably thought, well, what can you possibly want to show me. besides this costume, you’re wearing?"