Wednesday, 5 January 2000

Playing Games - Chapter 22


 Chapter 22


                                                               THE TIME

                               ROXIE SHOWED SANDY THEIR NEW ITEMS!


                                                 HUGE, GIANT RUBBER WILLIES!

                                   BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!



 Though, what I’m going to say next, did actually happen, Truly it did!  But bloody hell!  Thank god, it happened while that so-call, brown eyes, who I nickname Matt, because of  those deepest, darkest, mesmerising, melting  brown eyes had manage to do to me!  But who on this day, had a day off!  Because on this day, just before going into work to start I decided to pop into Wacky’s to say, “hello,” to my friends!  For you could say, Wacky's was a the kind of shop, that sold all different funny things!  Including, fancy dress costumes and all silly things!  Which had included, at this time, these new items that they just received, but who had to place in the far, far back of their shop!  Because of what they were!  

 Because what happened on this practical day, while I went over there, to talk to Roxie, was she asked, “if I wanted to see their newest item?  That they just recently had!  Which, after I replied, “ok!  Roxie took me over to the back to show me what they had in!  Only, what this girl saw was, bloody hilarious!  Which I think Roxie had probably knew I would have find it hilarious!  Because, what Roxie wanted to show yours truly was, in the far, far as I said, was loads and loads of huge, giant, rubber willies, black as well as white ones!  In their own clear see-through packages! 

 Only, for seeing this, what truly came to mind well you would want to know!  Because of happened next!  Course, Roxie had decided to take one of them out of the packages to show me it properly!  But who more to put the point, who had decided to put them on!  Which, I can tell you right now, had made this girl laugh so much!  And laugh!  As I really thought, I was going to wet myself!  Though, while all this was going on, Lynette, the Manager, couldn’t help herself by joining in with us, while one of the others was serving a costumer!  

 But no soon as, Lynette actually joined in with us after watching Roxie had put this one rubber willies on, she also, had went to the far, far back to get a packet of a huge giant rubber willies from the wall, for herself!  Though, after Lynette had chosen this one, well you could say it was more funnier, then what Roxie had tried to show me!  Because would you believe, Lynette had not only chosen a huge black wellie!  But who said, “hey guys!  “What would you think, if I went straight into your work Sandy, to show Deek this?"  "Hey!  "Well, what would you think?"  

 Which, after she startled me, because of not knowing of whether she was having us on or not!  By saying that to us!  Course, of thinking, she was having a laugh with us!  As like a joke-wise! Haha!  Well with this, enormous huge rubber willie that was now hanging so down, from her, like Roxie's, who had still had hers on!  Said, “oh!  “So, you guys think I’m only kidding then?"  Which, after looking at one another, in total surprise, Lynette then got hold of a very long Red Santa’s out-fit and waltz straight over to my work from Wackys, to show Deek what exactly she was really wearing! 

 And I’m not talking of that Santa’s costume!  Why, hell no!  But what was truly hiding underneath that bloody costume!  Which, as we already saw this, but who just couldn’t stop laughing!  Because what I can remember of that time was how Roxie, was watching me from their entrance, but at the same time, who dare to see if what was going to happen at my work, would happen?  

 Only, what did I do, shall I say?  But I stroll along into my work, to see of what Lynette was going to do!  But while doing so, well brother!  Did I had to control my laughter, because at times, if something was extremely funny, well this girls laughter was really like she was having tears rolling down from her cheek, then, laughing at something!  Because, no sooner as Lynette had wondered into my work and who I thought now, calm down Sandy!  While you quietly creep into your work!  Because as I still had more time to spare before starting, did think to myself, I’ve just got to see this!  Really, I have!  I've just got to!  

 So, as I walked quietly in, trying firstly not to get noticed by Deek, course of wanting to see if Lynette would actually do this!  But yet, at the same time, trying to control myself from not laughing!  As I was so sure that I would!  Because of just imagining that if anyone would see someone, like Lynette, if she would really go through with this or not!  Well, who knows, they would probably find what she was going to do, was also hilarious also!  

 Anyway, as Lynette entered, she first cried out, Deek’s name over and over, while going around the stands to see if he was around!  Which while she had,, there in the middle of sorting some jeans out, underneath some big table and in between a tall stand, Deek had popped his head out with a smile!  But whom, had also looked-like he was in total shock, by seeing of how Lynette was dressed in that stupid long Red Santa’s out-fit!  But, who also, couldn't help of asking her, “what’s with the Santa’s costume?"  “As, it’s not as if it’s Christmas yet!  

 Because before she could had show Deek the real reason of why she did!  I mean, as she slowly revealed what was really hiding inside her costume!  Well let's just say, you really should have been there to see Deek's face drop?  Not because Deek had seemed to be in total shock!  But that, he was not far away from looking at that huge, enormous rubber black willie, that was seriously hanging down that Lynette had put on!  But also, that it was dangling way down and going side to side!  As it wobbled!      

  Though, just before thinking that Deek wouldn't have notice me, because he couldn't stop looking at that rubber Willie!  Well at this precise moment, he did seemed to have spotted me through this stand, which I was trying to hide myself!  Course, if anyone would have been around then?  Well boy!  You would seen this girl in tears, with laughter!  

But who if anyone could see me, would probably think to themselves, well, what is wrong with her?  Course, the only way that I could describe myself of when I always start laugh, is like Sal Vulucano!  Who is one of the guys, from The Impractical Jokers! Which in my book, is not just fucking hilarious!  But who when this girl does see Sal Vulcano, well she seriously cracks up!  Thinking oh!  Please don't make me wet myself Sal?  

 Because, of the way he alone, simply does make me laugh so much!  And who can't stop laughing!  Course, of always seeing him ending up crying, from every single time the other three guys, do absolutely stupid things that they are told!  And also, seeing Sal from falling over, by taking one of the guys, down with him!  As, that's why, I like to describe myself, as that hilarious and may I say, that fabulous, Sal Vulucano!  As he really kills me, with his laughter!  Because of some way, it does remind me of myself!  

 Anyway, getting back to when Deek had spotted me through that clothes stand, while seeing what was going to happen at that moment!  Because, really trying not to show that at any minute now, I was really going to crack up, all over again!  As I knew that, was what was about to happen, to little old me, Sandra D aka Sandy!  

 Only, as I did try not to look at Deek!  But who couldn't help myself, while trying not to laugh at the same time also, because of what Lynette was all set of doing it!  Well, just before she had, had did made perfectly sure that no one was around!  So, while I still couldn't help of noticing Deek look on his face, as he was still smiling!  While at the same time, could only imagine, of what was going through his mind?  Maybe, he could have started to be a little curious, as to what was going to happen!  

 Course, all Lynette was really doing then, was just standing there like a complete idiot!    But, there again, that wasn’t anything new about that!  Because all my friends that worked with Lynette had also, liked to act so silly in the same way!  So, really what Lynette was about to do was probably normal to her!  Even though, we had thought she was just going a little to far with it!  So, while I was still looking around to see if anyone of our customers was there or not, course, of what Lynette was about to do in front of poor Deek!  Deek had still looked as if he was trying to understand of why I was hiding myself amongst that clothes stand!  

 As well as, at the same time watching Lynette, who was now, all set to unfold something under her Santa’s costume!  Because all Lynette would say to Deek was, “well, Deek if you must know, there is a very good reason of why I’ve come in like this!  Which, she added, “as I want to show you something!  Which by the look of Deek’s face now, had probably thought well, what can you possibly want to show me?  But who after saying this!  Had added, "besides of showing me, this costume, you’re wearing?  

 Which was before anyone could say Jack Robinson, Lynette had slowly grabbed on to both ends to this costume and opened it slowly!  To reveal what she was really intended to show Deek in the first place!  Only, as Lynette slowly opened this long costume of hers, well what I first noticed was, when I turned around over to Deek, noticed his reaction!  And secondly!  At the same time, had discovered only right there and then, that walking towards us, and so very close may I add, was this tall young woman!  Who was pushing her baby girl in a push-chair! 

 But which was even more funnier was, how this young lady was black!  Which, you might think well, so what if this young lady was black?  Well first of all, can any of you guys try to imagine what might have gone through this lady’s mind?  If she also noticed what was going on in front of her eyes!  While walking more and more closer to us?  Well, could you?   As  remembering that huge, humongous, giant rubber Willie that Lynette had chosen to take out of her package, before strolling into our work?    

 Not to mention, what was going through my mind, while I was laughing!  Because by now, Lynette had more then less, revealed what was hidden inside that costume of hers!  Which I couldn’t stick around any longer!  Course, it was really how Lynette had chosen to show Deek that black willie!  So, that's why if you can image, you were in my boat, of seeing Lynette hadn't closed that custom!  While that young woman with her baby was really getting more and more closer to us!   Course, come on now!  If that was anyone else, well they also, probably couldn’t miss of seeing this enormous rubber willie, that was seriously dangling down from her either!   

 So, as soon as Lynette revealed what she had intended to do, in front of Deek but who shortly after, suddenly discovered that lady was pushing her child in a push-chair!  Well, that was when I couldn’t seem to control myself from really laughing!  As, I had to eventually run out from my work!  Because just imagine what Deek must have felt?  Of seeing that poor customer, with her child coming towards us!  But, who was more now, far, far closer to Lynette, for seeing that huge, humongous, rubber Willie dangling down from her and it was black?

 Now, at this point I ran out of my work as fast as I could say, Jack Robinson!  Because after seeing of what I saw, well let’s just say, if anyone could have seen me laughing as I did, well they would have probably mistaken me as for someone crying then, laughing her socks off!  Course, after I ran straight back to Roxie, still laughing, I then suddenly started to hear the laughter going on in my work!  But which had really sounded like screeching, then normal laughing, between friends would!  But again, as for myself, well, while I was really laughing from what I’ve saw, well I couldn’t help myself, from shouting across over Deek from where I was, “do you mind Deek if I come in a minute?"  “As I think I need to just try and calm myself down, before coming in!

 Though, two days later, after walking into work, thinking I was going to start!  But who didn’t, because of what I found out, way back then, was on that day, I had a day off!  Only it wasn't just after seeing Deek trying to tell me that I wasn’t working on the day!  As it was of course, I couldn’t help of over hearing a little silly laugher coming directly inside Deek’s office!  While, at the same time, Deek was standing right there, looking back and forth at me!  Smiling away, while still standing in-between the door-way from the back to his office door! 

 So, once again, because of the door to Deeks office was wide open, well I wouldn’t have heard that silly little laugher coming from inside it!  Which I thought, was that Matt?  But if so!  Well, I wondered, what was the guy laughing at?  As to who knows?  Only, what had came to mind was, if that was my darling Matt?  From watching the monitor from what could have been that day!  When Lynette had came wondering in, as she did, like Silvester Stallone character, from that film, Rocky!  Or like Santa Claus!  Because of that custom! Well, who knows!  Deek could have mentioned it to Matt!  Of when he had came in the following day, so he could have wanted to rewind that sodding tape, from the monitor stored, in Deek’s office!  So, he could see it for himself! 

 But, if you must know!  When Deek had made out it was my day off on that day, well, I wouldn't be totally surprised, that he had tried to get me away from my darling Matt!  Who wasn't just laughing as he was, on that day!  Which, frankly!  I was sure it was!  But, who had looked-like he definitely seemed to be hiding in Deeks office, with no lights on! 


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