Heathcliffe - Oh Boy! What have you done to me!

TIMOTHY DALTON - AS THE VERY SEXY & MISTRIOUS HEATHCILFF

Now, oh boy!  What can I possibility say but first of all - was the Actor, "Timothy Dalton" really SEXY and I do mean, sexy then how other Actors that had played this well-known part of Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights in the past.  Hey!  Course, come on guys, or should that be girls just look at those very sexy eyes of his, MYSTERIOUS-LIKE!!!

Anyway, getting back to this very popular films that when our gorgeous "Timothy" had appeared in the film as our mysterious Heathcliff, well it was around in the early 70's, actually it was 1970, if you must know!

And if you never really wanted to see this film, course I know everyone's different - well the film was about a family called the Earnshaw that lived in somewhere Yorkshire, during the early 19th Century.

And after one when Mr. Earnshaw had returned from a trip to the city he brings a ragged little boy called as you know HEATHCLIFF!  Who in this very well - known films, had starred the very sexy Actor, "Timothy Dalton!  Who once again, have got to say had certainly played that part of Heathcliff so BRILLIANTLY...   

And if you are watching this site of mine, "Timothy Dalton" I'm NOT joking there!!!  You certainly had played that part so very brilliantly.  Maybe, it's because you really made me think Oh boy!  YES!  You really looked like you could be someone that was called Heathcliff for real - then rather playing a part or a star role as you were!   And I've got to say this as well, but you are also far, far better then any Actor that had played this role of HEALTHCLIFF!!! 

Why, I've got to even say you even played this role so much better then the Actor the late Great Sir Lawrence Olivier.  Who had played HEALTHCLIFF in Wuthering Heights in the year, 1939.

And I'm sorry for saying that about the late "Sir Lawrence Olivier!  But really, come on you just have to look at that mysterious look of the Actor, "Timothy Dalton" looking at you, when he had played that part of Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights back in 1970. 

I still would have to say Cor!  What a Darl Timothy!  As I really liked him looking like that, with that wild hair getting everywhere!  If you see what I mean girls?

Heathcliffe and Cathy - Wuthing Heights

HEATHCLIFF AND CATHY - Aww!!! 

First viewers, this was once upon a time, how I always dreamt of wanting to happen to me...  But, now I'm older I can NOT ever see it happening!  May be I don't, since nowadays guys mock of how I used to dream as well as believe in!!!  That's meeting someone so very NICE, DECENT and they've got to be SHY!  As, I think I still do like that, if a lot of guys, these days has been tired down by marrying someone or which I don't want to ever know is, if they are DIVORCED!  Not forgetting if they've got fucking BAGAGES...   That's bloody kids!!!

 Especially, if they got with someone who fucked up their lives by playing a dirty game, by getting pregnant because they may think the guy may like another person!

"WUTHING HEIGTHS"

Well what can I say for this film - only that I thought when I first saw it, thought Wow!!! As this Actor, that had played the part of Heathcliff, had played the part so very well!  I mean, come on you all out there, you just have to look at him...  Which, I will tell you a little more where I've drawn "Timothy Dalton" portrait of Heathcliff.  Okay guys!

But, the other reason of why, I actually thought I would like to draw this, was how so romantic seemed.. I mean, come on guys, you just have to look at how Heathcliff is really taking Cathy in his arms!!!

And okay!  I may be a big softy...   But, it's course, as you should know by now, I'm a very ROMANTIC person!  Or should I really say guys, I like to think that I am!!!  Even though, I'm always saying to others at times  - "why, I'm still scaring all guys away...  Hey!  As, I'm a very romantic person, SHY, but yes guys, I'm a really truly a ROMANTIC person!!!

 Only, it's a very sad shame I can't ever see anyone for liking me personally in a romantic-situation...  As I'm NOT a Blonde nor pretty!!!  Well, that's just how I really see it now, since once upon time, someone had kept harping on at me that and I quote, "I love only Blondes and pretty ones!!!  Then, turned straight to me with what looked like a stare, as if to say "Well, I wasn't talking about you!  Which, I already knew!!!  "THICKO!!!

* But, anyway guys, getting back to this sexy Heathcliff with Cathy... Because, I just love to image or daydream really of how it would be like if only I was in Cathy's place like the picture I've drawn above...   You know guys, where you see that gorgeous Heathcliff "Timothy Dalton" embraces Cathy like he's ready to kiss her so passionately!!!  But, that I just can never see happening to me!

Never mind, at least I've got a really good imagination or should I say DREAM course, every time I listen to my music on my MP3 player in Town, well I always seemed to drift into a little world of my own even though, it my look I'm busy writing away, I always wonder about what would happen if and only a big IF someone so very nice, but who's got to be slightly shy over me also, to take me unexpectly-like in their arms and kiss me as if it was a surprise!

Because viewers!  And don't laugh if I tell you all, but if that had actually happened to little old ME well that would be my very FIRST KISS!  Course, like I may have already told you all, this Chick as never in her enterer life been kissed, as in "so romantically!!!

* Which was why, I said above, "If someone so very nice, but who would also have to be slightly shy over me and take me unexpectly-wise in their arms and kiss me as in if it was a total Surprise on me!

Eddie Shoestring

TREVER EVE - as our EDDIE SHOESTRING

Now, this is especially for you, "Trevor Eve" wherever you may be, so hopefully and I do mean, hopefully you do come across this Web-site one day you will not only like this - but also REMEMBER this part of you that you had played those many years ago, as EDDIE SHOESTRING!!!  Who I've got to say I really liked you..  But, it was a shame that it ended as it did shortly after a year!

* Course, guys out there if you have never really heard of this series starring the most talented Actor, "Trevor Eve" as Eddie Shoestring of course, which I will understand well let's just say the programme had only ran between 30th September till 21st December 1980.

Shame, really!  As I actually thought way back then that this detective series, of SHOESTRING even though it lasted that long was actually a very good series!

And no guys!  I didn't blooming fancy the Actor, even though, it did cross my mind at times...  Course, come on guys, this girl is NORMAL and that's no fucking joke either!!!  It's just I was really a very shy kid who at that stage, was to shy to even say hello, to ANYONE.  I and certainly do mean, that...

* Anyway, getting back to this series which I thought was so good because if you must know the series was a BBC 1 television show wet in Bristol.  Featuring a private detective "Trevor Eve" as Eddie Shoestring once again and who is a computer expert who suffers a nervous breakdown.

In those days though, the computers were a large and but very bulky machines and had a open reel tape drives creating considerable noise.

* Now, in one episode you would have seen the very young talented Actor, "Trevor "Eve" visits such a computer room...  Only to find it hard to maintain a steady grip.  So, after a period of  convalescence Eddie decides to try his hand at being a detective, like a Private-eye "shall I say" so he could arrange for him to investigate a potential scandal involving a entertainer who works for the local Radio Station called RADIO WEST!

And after sorting the matter out Shoestring had started to visit the Radio West to brief his client who has just chaired an unsuccessful planning meeting to come up with what was a new programme ideas.  Inspired by a sketch of herself had made our Eddie's receptionist Sonia proposes that he is hired as their station's private ear" to present a weekly broadcast entitled "The Private Ear of Eddie Shoestring" member of the public are offer his services in order to investigate cases affecting them, such as disappearance or the unsolved deaths of loved-ones!

Why!  Before it ended, they even did a Christmas episode starring singer "Toyah Wilcox" who they had allowed her to performed some of her own material in character.

* Now, before this it ended I've just got to add, to that well-known and most loved Actor, "Trevor Eve" who as you guys should know him best in, plays in that very popular series of "Waking the Dead! 

* So, if you do happen to see this Web-site of mine, "Trevor Eve" well I really had thought that series of SHOESTRING was so good...  And that's no joke either!  It certainly was!  Shame that the TV don't show all episodes to that all over again?  Course, once again it was really GOOD!

The Goonies

THE GOONIES - AND THIS ONE IS FOR OUR CHUNK!

* Now, come on you guys!  You must have heard this very well-known film, that even though it was released in November 29th 85, called "The Goonies! Hey! 

*Course, even though I've grown a little older, still think that this very old kids film of "The Goonies" was absolutely funny... 

* Especially seeing poor Chunk making a fool of himself let's say, as well as being always asked to do the TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!  Remember guys?   How Mouth played by Actor, "Corey Felman" had mostly asked Chunk, "Jeff Cohen" to do the truffle shuffle if he wanted something!  As well as seeing the Giant Sloth saying to Chunk "SLOTH LOVE CHUNK! 

* Now, you have got to remember that! 

* Anyway, I've got to say that I've NEVER truly liked that Actor, "Corey Felman" - whatever part he had played in that film...    And I'm not really sorry for saying that!  Course, there was just something about that Actor "Corey Felman" that I never liked!!!  And that's NO joke either!  Even in yet another well-known kids film "Stand By Me" with the late great Actor, "River Phoenix" I didn't like YOU, "Corey!  That's if YOU are seeing this... 

* Which, I sure hope you do someday, course what I truly think of you is that YOU are ONE FUCKING UGLY guy, that to me, really looks like they, "meaning yourself of course," loves themselves and probably think they know it to...   Not to mention, who also, probably think that thy are one hell of a gorgeous guy to us, women,!!!!  Which I'm NOT sorry to say that you are far from it has a good looking guy, let a lone who maybe gorgeous!

* And IF!  And this is a very big, big iffy that you're MARRIED by now with kids - Well, I'm NOT sorry to say this either...  But are they BLIND as a fucking BAT!  That's "B.A,T!!!  With a blooming "walking stick of course, plus a Dog"  And yes! I was refereeing to your wife, that's if you are married "UGLY!  And yes!  I am talking about YOU Corey!  As you wife, must be, IF they really thought you were a blooming looker!

* Anyway, getting back to this well-known film of "The Goonies" because what I thought was most funny was where you see poor Chunk locked-up in that freezer with that dead body, while they were all on the way to trying to find the missing treasure...  Remember, guys???  If you had seen this film!

* Not forgetting, the part where you see those nasty baddies "if I can remember?  Had put Chunk in the with Sloth, who at the time was watching something on TV which even Chunk had noticed he also liked!   But then suddenly saw how Sloth was so very GOOD-LOOKS!

* "My Ass, he is!!! Joking! I mean, come on!

* Which, trying to know what all you guys might think about what I've just said...  About how Sloth was so fucking good-looking or should I say very SEXY!  Hey!  Well if you don't know me by now, well I was only joking or should that be wilding you guys up about saying that!  Course, if you actually thought I meant it, well You are all IDIOTS!!! 

John Beluchi

THE LATE BUT GREAT JOHN BELUCHI

AND THIS ONE IS ESPECIALLY FOR HIS FAMILY

John Belushi was an American comedian Actor and a bloody brilliant one as in that...  The Actor was also in musician he was best known as for his "intense energy and recons attitude"  which he displayed as one the original members of NBC sketch.

Born on January 24th 1949 Humboldt Park Chicago IIIinois, United States and older brother to yet another well-known and much loved Actor James, "James Belushi! 

And parents of Agnes Detmetri (Sameras) & Actor Adam Anatos Belushi who was also a restaurant ower.  His Father though was a Albania immigrant, from Qyteze & his mother was also of Albanian descent.

John grew-up in Wheaton where the family had moved when he was six.  Though, as a young hellion in grade school John became the perfect all American boy during his high School years, where he was so co-captain of the Wheaton Centre  High School football team & was elected homecoming King as a senior year.

He also developed an interest in acting & appeared in the High School variety school.  Encountered by his drama teacher, John had then decided to put aside his plans to become a football coach to pursue a career in acting!  And as you guys should known the two most well-known films that he did in the past was - ""The Blues Brothers" starring with Actor, "Dan Aykroyd" best known in the original film of The GHOSTBUSTER back in 80's...  And "The National Lampoon's Animal!!!

But, I certainly not saying that he didn't do any other well- known films, it's just I'm giving you two examples of the films that he had starred in... 

Now, if none of you can't remember when "The Blues Brothers" was released, well the film had went out in the year, 1980!  As for "The National Lampoon Animal" Well that went out in the year, 1978, June 1st!

And if I did or not mentioned this to all you guys, "John Adam Belushi was again, known for his intense, energy and raucous Attitude - which he displayed as one of the original cast members of the NBC sketch comedy show "Saturday Night Live" in his role in the 1978 film - Animal House and in the recording performances as one of the "Blues Brothers!!!

Though, sadly, this one hell of a brilliant Actor, Belushi died on the morning of March 5th 1982 age only 33 in Hollywood, California Specifically at the Chateau Marmont after being injected with a mixture of cocaine and heroin known as Speedball...

And like so many well-known loved Actors and Actresses that died in the past, well this late Great Actor, that I'm sure is still sadly missed by all that loved him and his films "John Belushi" was posthumously honoured with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in April 1st 2004.
       

Billy Fury - HALFWAY TO PARADISE

BILLY FURY - AND WHAT A BLOOMING LOOKER HE WAS! HEY GIRLS!

Now, surely guys, you have got to have heard of  "Billy Fury?  The late Great "Billy Fury" that was just one in many singers from the 60's that was popular in Rock n' Roll..  He was born has "Ronald William Wycherley to parents Sarah Jane Wycherley and Albert Edward Wycherley.

* So, like most singer, "Billy Fury" was only his stage name, not his real name.  And even though, he was an English singer from the late 50's to the early 60's he remained an active songwriter till his death which was in January 28th 1983!

* His most popular songs was "Halfway To Paradise," "Like I've Never Been Gone," "Last Night Was Made For Love," "When Will You Say I Love You" and "Once upon A Dream" not forgetting "A Thousand Stars" which he sang in 1960.

 * As for the others!  Well guys, if you don't knot already, the first song that I've mentioned, above - "HALFWAY TO PARADISE" was in 1963, then, "LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN GONE" well it was in the year, 1963 also!

* As, for the other last two that I've mentioned to all you guys, above, well the third was "LAST NIGHT WAS MADE FOR LOVE," was once again was released in the year, 63, like the others...  * And finally as for, "ONCE UPON A DREAM" Well that was released also in 63!  So, it seemed that it was "A Thousand Stars" was released in 1960!

But guys!  This well-known and much loved Rock n' Roll singer - shall I say did do one hell of Songs, as in he made Millions and Millions of Records!!!  I just mentioned a couple to all that's all!

* Now, around that time, you who would or can REMEMBER would have heard other well-known singers, such as "Marty Wilde," Adam Faith," Eddie Cochran," "Helen Shapriro" and "Bobby Vee!

* Will understand if a lot of you don't though, okay!  

Young David Cassidy again

YOUNG DAVID CASSIDY - ONCE AGAIN

What can I say about "David Cassidy" - but only that was he ONE hell of a looker in his younger years!  But, guys, have you seen him now, well have you???  As the guy have let himself down in a very big way...  And that's no fucking mistake!  Look on Google, "why don't you!  Course, you wouldn't really believe that it was him!  And I know everyone gets old but come on!  He really as lost his looks completely!

And this is someone that as a very young girl use to think "Oh boy!  Isn't David Cassidy really nice...  As he appeared in the "Partridge Family!  That once again was about a widowed mother and her five kids that formed a band and make a hit record, then travelled around the country in what seemed to be a groovy school bus.

* This comedy series contrast life on the road with the a cozy suburban life but then they return to after the show is over.  This series, if I haven't mentioned it before, had went on in September 25th 1970 till March 23th 1974.

* Only, can you imagine just what would the guy himself, "David Cassidy" would really say if he saw this picture, let alone his family and friends of him when he was so very young???

* Course, let me just also add to you all - when I did see him in "The Partridge Family" way, way back "The Donny Osmond Show" was also on...  And boy, let me tell you between you guys "The Partridge Family" was so far better than "The Donny Osmond Show" course, I wasn't really a big Osmond Fan like others, if you know what I mean!

* Maybe, it was something to do with "David Cassidy's" boyish-looks, not forgetting, I really had liked him to way, way back then! 

* Course, just like the Actor, "Mark Hamill" that starred in the Original Star Wars Movies - and I certainly mean, that was the original STAR WARS Movies once again, that came out in the 70's. then the ones that starred both these two well-loved as well as known Actors, "Ewan McGregor" and "Liam Neeson" "Mark Hamill" who played Luke Skywalker had now lost his good looks!!! 

* So, I've just got to add what the fuck has happened to YOU David?  That's if you do happen to go on my Web-site one and see this picture of you!  And I understand you've got older, like all of us and had a family, but really...  As  I've seen what you look-like now, by going onto Google - and I can tell you now, you certainly have also LOST that looks like "Mark Hamill!!!

MESSAGE : -

TO/

THOSE WHO LOVE HIM INCLUDING HIS FAMILY & FRIENDS!

 * Because, it's only a day now, since I've found out that we all have sadly lost such a great guy to Cancer, I would like to dedicate this picture that I've drawn of "David Cassidy" to you all!

       

Citzen Smith

CITZEN SMITH - "POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

First of all to those that can even remember this old sitcom from the late 70's till 1980's, course, I sure hope you all like what you see of our Ken, Wolfie, Speed in the front and just between Wolfie and Speed in the background you can see Tucker! 

Ken was played by Actor, "Mike Grady" who stars in - The Last in the Summer Wine!  Wolfie, well if you guys out there don't blooming know WHO had played Wolfie well let me just say YOU'RE THICKOS, YOU!!!  You know, "all that DON'T know this well-known Actor more are fucking MUPPETS!  Or should I put that as YOU are all DICK-HEADS!!!  Yes!  That may sound better then calling YOU all blooming MUPPETS!

And that's no joke either guys!  You are, if you can't really recognise who's Wolfie, that is in the centre of this drawing of mine...  Course, before I continue, this Actor, "Robert Lindsay" had starred in so many Comedy sitcoms such as... "Get Some In!  Then in a Drama series with our lovely, "Julie Walters" called "G.B.H" if I can remember!

As I wasn't really into that series!!!  But I tell you guys something, what I can remember of that so-call series was that our "Robert Lindsay" had played a part called Michael Murray a prologorist, that every now and again his left arm had kept twitching like MAD!  You must know what I mean guys!  As like the poor guy had a very nervous twitch why even his head had seemed to have a little nervous TWITCH when it always happened.

Like, NUG, NUG!  WINK, WINK!  If you guys can all imagine seeing someone doing that?  Hey guys!  Well can you!!!

Unfortunately, G.B.H was only a seven part British television drama not a proper TV series, written and created by Alan Bleasdale - shown in the Summer of 1991.     

And then in the sitcom series called "My Family" along with Actress," Zoe Wannamaker" You are all those names that I think that sounds so blooming good for all you idiots out there like there's another - you are all DIP-STICKS you!!!

Spiderman

SPIDERMAN - TOBY MAGUIRE

In 2002, Actor, "Toby Maguire" had starred as our Spiderman based on our popular Marvel Comics - Superhero.  This film after it was released in June 14th 2002, UK was a major success him a star...  Then, in the year 2004, Maguire had not only decided to do a sequel with Actress, "Kirsten Dunst" who had played the part Mary Jane Watson  in - SUPERMAN 2 but also, a third film of our Superhero!

Now, if you guys don't know already, this film had started out as a young student Peter Parker (Toby Maguire) who after being bitten by a genetically altered Spider gains superhuman strength and the spider-like ability to flight crimes coming to understand the words of his beloved Uncle Ben - "With great power comes great responsibility!

Sweeny

 SWEENY - DENNIS WATERMAN & JOHN THAW

First, I would really like to dedicate this picture of mine to all the families and friends of the late great and much loved Actor, "John Thaw!  Especially, to his beloved wife and actress, "Sheila" who is the daughter to yet another best loved Actor, "Tony Hancock!

Anyway, getting back to this series of  SWEENY because this was a British televisions police drama focusing on two members of the Flying Squad, a branch of the Metropolitan Police Specialising in tacking armed robbery & violent crime in the London area.

And if you guys must know when this so-call popular TV series went out!  Well the first episode had appeared on our screens in January 2nd 1975 until the year, December 28th 1978.

The Actor, "John Thaw" who was so brilliant in whatever part he had played, and that's no mistake had played the part of Jack Regan.  As for Actor, "Dennis Waterman" well he played Detective sergeant George Carter!  As for their Boss,  Detective Chief Frank Haskins - well he was played by an Actor, called "Garfield Morgan!         

Judd Nelson - With that Mysterious sexy look of his in those eyes... HELLO!!!

JUDD NELSON - FROM "THE BREAKFAST CLUB"

AND BOY! WHAT A BLOOMING  LOOKER, YOU WERE!!!  "AND THAT'S NO FUCKING MISTAKE EITHER JUDD!  YOU SURE WERE!!!

* First of all viewers if you don't this well-known Actor, well he was best known in Films like "The "Breakfast Club," "St Elmo's Fire," "Hot Rod" and "Rodmus Prime" which was the name from several fiction characters of Transform franchise.

* Anyway, as you guys can see I've drawn this picture of Judd, from "The Breakfast Club" starring along side Actresses, "Molly Ringwald" and "Ally Steedy" and other Actors like himself, of course, "Emilio Estevez" "John Hughes" and finally "Andrew McCarthy!  Who was Okay!  But oh Boy!  Did "Judd Nelson" always did something to this girl then, or what!!!

* May be it was just something to do with that mysterious look of his, I mean look at those gorgeous dark brown EYES???  Hey!

But, before really continuing, in other films that had starred "Andrew McCarthy" I had liked him, it's just as I mentioned there was really something about this Actor, "Judd Nelson" that really got to me!!!

* But, for us girls, come on, there was definitely something about him that sure got to ME!  And once again looking at those his eyes did not help one fucking bit!  Course, it was like saying to myself, HELLO!!! "YOU SEXY THING YOU!  And that's  NO MISTAKE either, for if you, "Judd Nelson" do happen to come across my Web-site!

* The guy was born in November 28th 1959 and is a American Actor, screenwriter & producer now, but, is known in his roles as John Bender in "The Breakfast Club"  Alec Newbary in "St Elmo's Fire and others as you should know.

Oh Boy! I've gone again!

THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON I ONCE KNEW, SO MANY YEARS AGO, BUT WHO SERIOUSLY TAKES THE PISS OUT OF SOMEONE I TRULY LOVE! 

COURSE, OF HIS LIKENESS... 

HIS NAME IS "LUKE WILSON" THAT GOREOUS SEXY ACTOR!!! 

BUT FUCKING HELL MAN!!! NOW, THIS GUY, LOOKS REALLY 'REPULSIVE,' AS HE REALLY AGED SO BADLY!!! BY WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED...  SO, BLOODLY HELL, BY WHAT I MEAN'T WAS, HE'S GOT SO FATTER AROUND THE FACE-LIKE!

AS WELL AS, HIS FACE MAKES THIS GIRL, THINKS OF A BLOOMING HUGE TURNIP OR ONE HUGE JACKET SPUD!

Even though, you had always made this GIRL go all completely SHY those many years ago, whenever she had "once upon time," saw YOU "and only YOU!  (Brown-Eyes) that once was.

AND THAT'S NO JOKE KIDDO!!!  Or should that be You "Smiler" because that smile of yours, had ALWAYS sent this girl completely SHY!!!!

* So, basically what I'm trying to say is....  "You and you alone, had ALWAYS managed to sent this Girl in a TRANCE of her own by going completely SHY whenever she saw YOU AROUND in her PAST that is!   But, now, course, of YOU it's that other (Brown Eyes) but who's sexy that this girl is totally for fallen in love!  Which, as you know is "Luke Wilson!  And only "Luke Wilson!!! 

Not "YOU  and that's a dead cert!  Because, do you honesty think I'm a fucking idiot, that would really want to be know anyone like you that's either married, devoiced or single with some fuckin' sex-objects like what you have with your fuckin' wifie!!! "Yes!  "YOU!  You BASTARD as YOU are NOW to me!  As I HATE fuckin' kids... 

 Especially, that is, if they're between you and that Bimbo that you ended up marrying, cos, if you guys had kept on shaggeing whenever you two had got together, back when I knew you better at work that is!!!!  Well, come on!  Do you really think I would ever like someone like you!  The answer to that Question is NO! I FUCKIN' WOULDN'T! 
But to finish this sentence "BASTARD" I don't think I would ever like someone like YOU!  I mean, you had always liked to get involved with any girls, like one after another, which makes me want to PUKE... 

 But, if I would ever see myself with someone now, that is, which I don't want too, well they would have to be one hundred per-cent devoted to me then, going back to their old ways, like you!!! Course, even if you're older, right!  Leopard don't ever changed their Spots...  Which, means YOU!  

Who I will explain more if anyone of you guys, out there read on!

* But, before I start, well can I just say the title to this was actually going to be - "SEX ON LEGS"  only it wasn't my idea, really it wasn't!   It was actually a very dear friend who every blooming time I see them, had always brought the beast out of me!!!  And since YOU did actually made me thought you  were of ONE of those guys, that simply just wanted one bloody thing well, let's just say that title "SEX ON LEGS" would have been bloody ideal for this picture of YOU...   And that's NO fucking joke!  But can I say before, adding, it was a sad shame you, "Yes, I do mean, YOU that did act very much like one of those other "Bastards" that's around now, then, simply acting like someone who shows signs of being a really truly nice and slightly Shy DECENT guy! 

Anyway, getting back to my friend who had always made this girl laugh none stop course, she always managed to you know..

* Especially, when she had told me "why not put "SEX ON LEGS" to that picture Sandy!!!  
So, Trudy!  You sexy doll you!  Thanks for suggesting  that title!  Really!  Thanks!  But, thinking long and hard now, that title even though, it would really fit the describe to how this person had always, always had acted, lets say could type it in or leave it on this Web-site of mine!!!  

But, again, thanks, Trudy!  So, "Who loves you babe!!!  You sexy thing you!  Got you girl!

* Anyway, back to this picture that I've finally plucked up the courage to draw now, after all these years, because, this was actually a DARE and nothing more from a neighbour that was once, since they knew what I went through those many, many years ago, when I not only knew this person, but had a very hard time throughout those years at work!  Not forgetting around those awful years, my dad who I really loved had died and a very dear person, who I loved as a child had also died!

* :-( So, basically, it was a very, very sad shame that this guy above, had never liked me as a person or even had wanted to be a friend like the others that was around work, which I so very much wanted so!  Course, this person was the only person (shall I say), that had really brought this girl back with a smile on her face and who had also, my I add, started to make her laugh again, since her Manager who was the ONLY one person may I add, that was so decent and who had truly cared for all his staff, then like all of the rest that had came to work for us later on... 

** But who had sadly had to leave after a year since we opened the shop together, course, he was SWITCHED UP good and proper, from what I believed and saw at the time, of those nasty  "BASTARDS" in Head Office that probably wanted to choose their own personal staff  that they liked for the blooming Company! 
 Course, do they really thought that they could pull that trick over my eye? Hey!  As I'm NOT that STUIPD or THICK like some had probably thought I was way bay then!!!

* Anyway, thank god for me now, that this (so-call person) that I once knew that many, many years ago, isn't around now, NOT that I don't want them to be around, but WHO shall I say, it's because whenever they were around, they had always managed to make this girl go back to her old true-self, which was going COMPLETELY SHY!!! 

* As well as, telling them that whenever I tried to look at them whenever they were around, that is well this girl just couldn't look directly at them properly-like -  let alone try to go near to them and speak to them as she used to when they had first started to work in the same work-place...  But, once again, that was part of my shyness showing...  Or shall I say coming back out! 

** So, really wherever this person may be now. "thank you!  Course, for making me feel the way I do now, for the rest of my life, "being a true romantic and an old fashion girl for "you know who?  My gorgeous "Luke Wilson" that's who!   Or is it???  As, I'm so confused at times now, because I still very much so got those FEELINGS for YOU!  That's why, I think it may be more safer for myself to be in totally in LOVE with the Actor "Luke Wilson!!!

**  Only, Why!  Oh why, I can't I be really pretty so guys would actually like me or even notice me for who I am, then rather wanting fucking sex all the bloody time!  Hey!  As I was brought up proper, then rather thinking just like most girls with "NO brains" who really acts like bloody guys do these days now, course, (in my book), that's how a lot of them act as you should know!!! 

Which, you should know, if they just want one thing from a guy, not to mention, trapping them, if they think the guy may like another, by getting themselves bloody pregnant!  Which, shows that they must be a bloody Stupid-Brainless "BIMBOS" or "TARTS!!! And that's NO flaming joke there!  These days, Girls certainly do act like that... Which is taking a bloody mockery of how my age group was brought-up let alone believe in!!!     

* Personally though, (in general), all those fucking "BIMBOS" around, really acted like they were all going (back and forth), like a blooming yoyo, playing a really dirty game yet again, without the guy possibly knowing that they have been played upon...

**  Which, may I add, I won't alone in really thinking of that!  And I am talking about, how those brainless-stupid (BIMBO'S) as in all girls out there NOW like to trap guys that they may be with, be getting themselves fucking PREGRANT course, the guy may be just looking another person!!!  

* But, if those stupid guys that couldn't see or probably didn't wanted that they have been truly add-like, well, that must show that they are truly THICK!   And I truly mean, thickos!!!  Which, I'm not sorry to say that does include yourself, that I've "drawn above" as well...  Because of the way you had really acted then. 

And don't think you've changed now, because, you're older, course, PEOPLE don't change even though they may be older now...  For all you are to me now, is still very much the SAME  Stupid! Stupid!  And Stupid!!!  Because, you are NO different then all the rest that just want one thing and ONE thing only!  Which, makes me really wanna really throw-up course, of the way, you were showing that "YOU aren't a decent guy!!!

* Which, once upon time, when I was younger, not now, had liked to dream will I ever meet someone so nice and Shy but that doesn't think of one thing?   Because, that's how I was really like!  But guys, like yourself as ruined that lovely Dream of mind...  You fucking "BARSTARD you!!!  "SEX ON LEGS!!!  And yes!  I am speaking about YOU!  If only you were a truly lovely person that didn't have to behave the way you had back then, course, I really truly liked YOU and only YOU so much, you "MUPPETT"-you!!!

(*) In other words, you viewers out there also, all those "brainless-BIMBOS" now truly play a really (Dirty Game) on that poor guy then, rather wanting to be in a real true relationship that's meant to be!  But, there again, ALL guys, these days now, sure act like that, so there's not much difference between them both really, only that they bloody DERSERVE each other!  Which I'm NOT sorry to say you are ONE of them...  Because of the way you really did act back then,  Then, really wanting to know someone like MYSELF for example, once again!

* Which, I'm glad in some way, that I had FOUND OUT what YOU were really like way back then, while you were working at my old work-place, as I'm not stupid or thick! 

* Course, do you really think that I thought, "YOU" were so DIFFENT to those others, I've just described?  Hey!  The answer to that is NO!  NO!  And NO!!!  Because sadly, it was the way YOU had truly acted back then, if you remember?  That sure had all those signs, to all those other fucking "BASTARDS" once again, that just want one thing from those (Stupid-brainless) "BIMBOS or TARTS" then really wanting to know only one person who could be a truly nice person who's also genuine then, a fucking "BIMBO!  As, YOU had sadly did! 

* But now saying all that, I'm not really saying that I personally want to meet someone, course, I really don't think I DO NOW!  Well, NOT if they are anything like YOURSELF who had TRULY acted  like ALL those other  total fucking "BASTARDS that simply want ONE THING" then!   So, I think you actually did me a blooming huge favour back then, for NOT really wanting to know you-like as a person or even allowing me to be a friend, as I so wanted to be, in the first place course it was the way you were to me and acted!  So, thanks!!!

*  Also, and this may probably shock some if I tell yeah that, that fucking big FAT PRICK that I've drawn above, when he was very young, course, unless, I'm not mistaken now, that BARSTARD is now thirty-three or thirty-four...  Course, of how I first meet him like, as you will all find out from THE "SPOOKY BIT below!!!  

**As not only married, with three some lads, course, one of my Care-workers that I know, knows of him from her lads, but who told me, he's on FACE-Book Sandy!  Which, after showing the whole lot of pictures of him, with his FAT BIMBO wifie, or should that really be his enormous FAT TROLLOP!!!  Hey! Course, that's what she is!

Only, what would you all say, if you all knew, that this big FAT BARSTARD Steve, has either got more different fucking WIVES' or that he's simply got a whole bunch of different blonde BIMBOS, lurking around Town, course, I've seen them all, with also, a whole lot MORE of his fucking kids from them!!!

Because, like I mentioned, one of my Care-workers know of him, as well as she showed me all those pictures of him, with either all of his different Wives and kids...  Or that he's been playing around course, his got a different girls on his FACE-book!

* So, how SICK YOU ARE Steve!  YOU BIG FAT PRICK! or "BARSTARD!

** So, now, my one true WISH because of maybe meeting YOU, is for definitely really image "if only this was "America" and I suddenly saw YOUR double who I've really have fallen in Love with!  Course, besides you really, only that Actor, could allow this girl to go all so Shy-like!  Course, of not knowing then, or even now, why I fell in love with them in the first place...   Not forgetting, as well, it's knowing that now, I can't get hurt anymore, like that YOU had those many years ago, who at times were so horrible to myself, course, all I did was really cared about you!

* Only, please don't be Angry of me for drawing this very old picture that I came across?  Course, like I mentioned it was only a dare that my neighbour that was once, had dared me to do, that's all!

* But again, If this so-call person do come across to seeing themselves on my Web-site, which at times, I do hope so, but there again, I don't know if I want them to see this!  But, anyway, thanks again, for making this girl stumble upon her darling Luke!  Or should that be her Dream-guy, "Luke Wilson" who so looks remarkably like that so-call person I knew!  

* As, I always seem to go on - Cloud 9 whenever I see my gorgeous (Brown Eyes) "Luke' Wilson's" films...  Course he actually does reminds me of you so much, even though he's that Actor I was referring to in the first place  
* And that's no blooming mistake, either!  I really do go on CLOUD 9 when I see him or possibly think of YOU still.  Which, just call (Me) - "STUPID"  But he's so worth it to me now...    Really, that Actor, is so worth it (BROWN-EYES) No/1!   And once again, if you do happen to see this part I added - well Sunshine, you better fucking SMILE!  DA!!!

:) But, oh boy!  Now, I've really done it to myself by thinking of him, course,  if you must know, it's ever fucking time I DREAM of those lovely dark brown eyes of his, not forgetting that SMILE so, of course I've totally have gone now!!!  Haven't I!  So, bye, bye you all if you see this!   Over and fucking out!

Yours truly

Crazy (Blue Eyes) Sandy

P.S/

BUT GET THIS SUNSHINE!  THIS IS THE SPOOKY BIT!!!

* Because, if only you knew something that I do that's if you happen to see this, (which in a small way, sure hope you don't), because of what I'm about to tell you!  Which, is if you had actually thought you had met this girl through my old work was really actually the very FIRST TIME you had met yours-truly, well, it wasn't!!!  Because, if you haven't got a very, very good memory as I have, well, I have actually met YOU way, way long before then! 

* Only, it wasn't in some other Shop around here in the Redditch Town Centre either, so there!  But. yes!  I have seen YOU!  But it was even way before then-like and if you want a clue well, all I shall say is, "it was when I noticed you (and it was you), smiling directly at me, while I was still very young myself, at one of the old Shoe Shops, when it was around back in the mid to late 80's!!! 

SPOOKY!  I know, but all this for what I'm saying is in fact, all TRUE (Brown Eyes), I really had met you while I was in my teens, those many years ago, in one of the old Shoe Shop, holding your Mummy's hand of course, well really you had to my darl!!! 

* Who, before continuing though, way back in the 80's most girls as well as women had their hair like big on top and slightly longer at the back not forgetting around the sides if you know what I mean...  Which, what I'm getting at is now, your Mum sure looked like she had that sort of style then, only, being a Geordie Girl like her beloved Dad was, with a great sense of humour could only really describe that style like a huge "Jelly-Fish" on top of her HEAD or a flaming "Squid" not forgetting, a blooming great giant "Octopus! 

So, sorry, (Brown Eyes), if I've offended you by saying that but, it's all true!  Your mum sure did look-like she had a huge jelly-fish or a squid shall I say not to mention an octopus on her flaming head back then, even most of the guys!!!  But, as for myself well, I didn't have my hair like that, thank god!

* But, now, let's get back to this little tale of how I truly remember of seeing you, because as it was in the mid-80's well, just don't worry of thinking I will mention of how old you could have been, as I won't say how old you must have been then...  As, that's my Secret, if once again, you surly can't really REMEMBER yours truly then or even how old you could have been then darl! Ok!  But, it sure was you that's for sure!  Weird!!  I know, but it was truly YOU then, thinking it was yet another little young (Brown Eyes), that I had saw holding their Mummy's hand, course they sure had to once again... 

* And if  you probably think to yourself, if seeing this of course, well, how would you know that was me that you had saw???  Well, it's just I've actually got a very good memory!!!  And I've actually remembered now!  Though, what I will say about all this, was, you did actually look so blooming CUTE then, with that ADORABLE look of yours, as well as smiling directly at this very young Sandy! Which, still from this day on, actually thought to myself  "Aww!  That's so nice.  As, I was really paying more attention to YOU, then rather your blooming miserable mum course, really why the hell should I look at her!  Hey!  While YOU had truly got my attention, more, by just looking directly at me with that adorable look yours not forgetting that biggest smile YOU had given this very young GIRL!    And that's me of course, (Brown Eyes).

* Thank god though, that you didn't turn out to look like blooming mother...  Only, what was a very sad shame was, I believe you have got her ATTITUDE...   Like for instance, how YOU had sometimes treated me a lot of the times at work!  REMEMBER???  Mostly fucking NASTY or quite HORRIBLE to only me and no one else may I add!  Just ME!  

Because your mum had always given yours truly, whenever she had saw ME back then, around Town, (either with someone or on her own), a GREAT big dirty look!  And that's NO joke either!  She always had!  So, yes!  I really do believe that you had probably took your mums personality as well as her behaviour-like course, frankly, YOU weren't really a nice person to me!  If you know what I'm talking about!  And because you may be older now, well, you can't say "but I've changed now, because once you know someone like I have, meaning you, well you can't say, you've changed!  As You will never be a truly nice person...  Frank god!  YOU have FUCKED UP your life whereas mine, I'm bloody enjoying my life!

But, getting back to the "very first time" I meet YOU those many, many years ago, while we were both very young!   Because, do you think I'm that daft in telling you if you do happen to see this once again, that what this old Shoe Shop where I first saw you was called?  Hey!  No!

* As, all I'm going to say was, it was really in some old Shoe Shop where back in the 80's that I saw you! So, it sure looks I've got you now, if you can't remember really smiling at some very young girl who was only just looking around then, while she was also with one of her parents, only I sure hope it wasn't my fucking Mafia mum being a bloody Italian, as she is...  As, I rather like to think I was with my lovely Dad then, who I will always love so much forever and ever! 

(*) But get this people out there, if you are looking at this to!  Even that bloody Mafia of mine, and who you never know, my dad had sometimes joked about or was it???  As I really liked to believe he was really serious about saying this to me, "Do you think mum is any related to (SCAR-FACE) Sandy???  Answer to that was always, "YES Dad, yes!!!  Why!  Do you know viewers, she always had her flaming hair in a strange style as well!  As, my mum always had her hair right UP-like with some help of some big giant huge rollers of course, every single morning, (so it was like a fucking "BEE-HIVE" with what really looked-liked a very strange wired bubbles all over or a blooming great big "WASP-NEST!  And that's no joke there!  Buzz! Buzz!  As in saying Buzz off you! 

* But, if that was real-like (lets say) and you were around, shall we say to a giant bee-hive or a wasp-nest well, knowing you, you would probably say... "OH FUCK OFF" then rather saying, "Buzz off!  Get it!  "Oh fuck off, will you!  Course, that was what you had always said to someone, which unfortunately, ended up upsetting them so much!  Which, was another reason why, I don't think I want to know YOU!        

So, really!  If you do happen to see this, and I do mean, do happen to see Website of mine by accident (that is) which, once again, don't know if I really want you to, because of stumbling upon this picture that I've drawn of you now...  Had actually, met way, way, before-like, when we were both very younger...   And I truly mean, that when we were both very, very  young (Brown Eyes), you!!!

* Only, some that I've told this to, had told me that, "that's very uncanny-like for if you Sandy, had met this so-call person while you were still in your late teens, then rather meeting through your old work-place!  Which, you may have thought you had yet again! 
But, after adding to me, (which, I truly don't believe in), course, of my past,  "How it's also like Destiny or Fate!   Or even if you want to put it in another teams, "how it's meant to be!

* Which again, really don't believe in all that because it's all crap man!  And why!  Well, its because of how I was always told while (growing-up) to really forget of thinking you will meet someone, course you won't!   Adding, "as you're not pretty!  Which, now I totally believe, not to mention that I'm older now and wiser!

(*) But, all I will say in that though, it is very uncanny-like of  how I had truly came STUMBLING upon that very GORGEOUS Actor, "Luke Wilson" or should I say discover him that looks so remarkably like you after you had left my old work those many years ago, or should that be how it was you really had looked so blooming remarkably like "Luke Wilson" since he's the one that's older then you are.  Hey!  Not forgetting though, who's so nicer of course, as he's always seems to knock this GIRL out whenever she seems to see his films!  

* Anyway, that's what l'm got to say on that, than rather agreeing to those who like I just mention, above, had told me otherwise...  I mean, after telling them about seeing you way back when I was in my late teens in this very old shoe shop back in the late 80's, not just holding your Mummy's hand, but who was really looking directly at me with that look of yours, as well as giving this girl the most biggest smile ever.  As, and I quote, "that's really like it's destiny Sandy!  "You know, Sandy, how it's like it's meant to be!  Which, again, is, is total rubbish, not to mention that saying, "there's always someone out there for everyone" is also, utter rubbish in my book! 

* :-) But, thanks! For really allowing me to discover that gorgeous "Luke Wilson" the Actor, who really does reminds me of you, as I wouldn't have known him if I hadn't met you, really through work! "Really, I wouldn't! 

* Course, really after discovering him through meeting you way back then, felt like "Luke Wilson" had truly restored my heart, because, when a certain person had eventually left work those many years ago, well I had actually fell apart, didn't I!  As it was like I felt my heart had been torn from me, leaving a great big enormous hole...  Sounds stupid, I know! 
*But, really that was how I truly felt back then, because as I was so weak and didn't really understand to what was going on around  me.   Which, as you should know, had involved all the rest from work, "Those fucking BARSTARDS" as they all were (but who still are, may I had) course, of way they all made me have at the end, when someone left us, which was playing with my emotions or feelings shall I say...  But even now, they are still, all complete utter "BASTARDS!!!

* But, saying that, I just couldn't say that about yourself then, that also, which I'm sadly to say had decided to join in with them, for playing upon my feelings!  Though, if you want to put it in another way, I really felt like my heart was missing, when a someone had left!  So, rediscovering that Actor, "Luke Wilson" as I did, had certainly felt like that Luke had given my HEART back to me! 

* So, in other words, it was sure like that person, meaning "YOU" darl of course, had never left work!  As it was "Luke Wilson" that had definitely helped me to carry on smiling away, like YOU especially, had a lot of those times, had done to me, (even though, you had acted so horrible to me).  You were really the only true one that had brought a huge smile upon this girl's face then, those many years ago!  You big softie you! 

** And if it hasn't dawned on YOU still, I was really truly HEARTBROKEN when you had decided to leave work back then, because boy!  Did I cry and cry without knowing why, for two and a half blooming years!  And yes! That's NO joke either, if you happen to see this "Brown Eyes" as I really did CRY over YOU for not being around anymore.  And that was why, I could NOT come in to say farewell to YOU on your very last day, if you can remember Sweetheart!  Because, I knew if I saw YOU back then, well, you would have definitely saw me showing my emotions, which I didn't want you to see me CRYING right in front of YOU! 

* :-) So really now, I so love that smile of "Luke Wilson," as well as the way he really truly looks at those blooming Actresses, whoever they maybe, that always star along side him in any of the films!  "The LUCKY SODS!  The only trouble is, I always seem to dream, "what if I could be them, close to him, my gorgeous, gorgeous Luke?  Hey!  Oh why!!!

* But anyway, getting back to even though, the truth may be, that it was actually when we were very young that we had really first met each other or should that be saw each other-like!  Well, "just please whatever you do in your life now, try to carry on smiling???  As that very, very young girl way back in the 80's, had probably did like seeing you smiling to her, even though you had to hold your Mummy's hand, she probably really did like the way you did smiled at her!  Only, what I didn't know was, I was going to meet YOU yet again, when we got older-like through my work!  Because, that was truly weird!

* Because, just saying as a laugh-like, it was also like saying "We are now going into "The Twilight Zone" course, of remembering YOU really from way, way back then, holding your Mummy's hand and giving yours truly who was just looking around the most biggest smile ever, not forgetting, who was really looking directly at me with that look of yours!    

* And who knows really, may be just maybe, that was the reason of why I had truly liked you in the first place course, oh boy!  When I always see my lovely "Luke Wilson" in his films that I've got or any well, he sure reminds me of YOU "always," when you use to smile that is, which was very rare!  Course, of the way you something's acted once again, if you remember???  You flaming ,"DICK-HEAD!!!   So again, just try to carry on smiling?"   Please!  "Carry On?"  As, that was so nice, you know, seeing only YOU that was, SMILING away!

Then rather seeing you being a total fucking "BASTARD" when YOU wanted to be, especially, whenever you wanted to work along side that "so-call" Snobby BITCH!!!   Which, she was a real total fucking "BITCH!  And that's NO MISTAKE because, first of all, it was how I was always constantly being bullied in my entire life for the start.  Which I can tell straight away who was a really NASTY PIECE of WORK! 

*And secondly, that she really had LOOKED-like a "SNOBBY BITCH" which I so wanted to give her a good thump in her truly Ugly face, then, a slap, course she was more like a nasty bully like YOU had sometimes acted towards me, "you fucking "BASTARD!!!  Thank god though, there's a saying, "that if one is Nasty to someone, then "WHAT COMES AROUND, GOES AROUND!  Meaning, that all you "PIGS" will get what you all deserve in your life, even YOU, for being that nasty to me!  If only you were so NICE though???  Because, I really would have liked you to be a friend, course, you made me laugh so much!  But, no!  "You really had to join in with those fucking "BASTARDS" that was around including those BITCHES!!! 

* And yes!  I was referring to that blooming "BIG C" as she was known to all of us back then!  That "UGLY" piece of "TRASH," as she was!  Let alone, who made me think of that Wicked "WITCH" of the West from that blooming awful film of "The Wizard Of Oz" starring Judy Garland!!!

Which, if I can remember from that film!  Wasn't that Wicked WITCH of the West in that Film got herself killed off, by really "something falling right on top of her?"  Which, you must know what I mean, if I say - "that wicked WITCH of the West" was SQUASHED like a BUG, by something!  Only, I can't really remember what exactly fucking SQUASHED that wicked WITCH of the West!     

* But should I put it in another word - "BIG C" was a real total fucking "COW" like some that was definitely around at work, only she came TOPS!!!  Because of my past mainly, of being bullied all the time at School and even while I was at work while you were still there.  As, a lot of those nasty bullies from School were just like her, except for one thing, their NOSES weren't really STICKING right UP in the bloody AIR like "BIG Cs had! 

Sapphire and Steel

SAPPHIRE AND STEEL - JOANNA LUMLEY AND DAVID McCALLUM

* Now, many of you may not remember this old seventies fiction series - but way in the late 70's this series had appeared on our screens starring the very beautiful Actress, "Joanna Lumley" who played SAPPHIRE...   And once again, the very sexy "David McCallum" who played the part of STEEL!

* Anyway, "Sapphire and Steel" was a British television seventies Si-fi as you already know.   It first episode went out on July 10th 1979 till August 31st 1982, which when they showed their final episode... 

* Shame!  Really, course I actually thought that series or Si-fi series as some like to put it was a very good series!

* As it was a operative tasked with protecting the universe from evil forces trying to disrupt the timeline!  It all started as a children's drama.  Do you believe that!  Well, it was, something that was clearly visible in the first adventure, but was quickly transcendent from all of the future.

* Now, when the final definitive  work on science-fiction television was written well the only series that will stand any chance of matching was "The Prisoner" which even though was really another series around that time - well it sort have was, course that series had first went out on September 29th 1967 from 1968, starring Actor, "Patrick McGoohan" as the (known Number six) and was a former government agent who abruptly resigns from his job!!! 

* Anyway, let's get back to "SAPPHIRE AND STEE"  course just image if you can and that what if this very well-known Actor "David McCallum" sees what I've said about him!  I mean, calling him "he was very sexy!

Note: -

And recently guys, after popping into HMV in Redditch Kingfisher Centre I found a Complete box-set of this series of "SAPPHIRE AND STEEL" which first of all took this girl back after watching this old series. 

Secondly though, and I've got to be frank guys, is that, that store of HMV now, is so fucking Rubbish!!!  And that's no joke either!  Because, ever since it had re-opened a while ago, films or even old series that you probably would get, being a popular store for getting any DVD's like now, don't have any bloody thing...  So, really why on earth did that bloody Store come back if every time I ask for something they don't have!!!  I tell you all guys, instead of HMV they really should have brought back BLOCKBUSTERS cos, at least when it was around that many years ago, we can definitely get what you ask for then, "I'm sorry, but we haven't got it!  Like what HMV does!

Worzel Gummge

WORZEL GUMMIDGE - JON PERTWEE & UNA STUBBS


Now, viewers out there!   You may not have heard of this very old sitcom - has it depends really of how old you are, now doesn't it!!!  Me!  Who's a fucking idiot for asking...  Because, if there's a lot of you guys out there that's in their twenty's or early thirties possibly, surly can't recall this old Comedy!  So, again, what a fucking DICK-HEAD I am!!! 

Ha!  De!  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  I Know I am!

Anyway, getting back to this comedy sitcom that like the title was called "WORZEL GUMMIDGE" course, it starred the late great "Jon Pertree" and the fabulous Actress, "Una Stubbs"  that appeared in so many like Jon had! 

Course, even though, this was a children's sitcom at firs,t produced by Southern Television for ITV and based on books by Barbara Eurhan Todd  the programme itself, ran for four series in UK until 1981  So, it went out on February 25th 1871 till December 12th that year!

And as you can see from the photo I've drawn, the Actor, "Jon Pertree" had starred as Worzel Gummidge who was a scarecrow that ever now and again, if I can recall or remember, shall I say had always used to come to life.  As for the Actress, "Una Stubbs" well she played Aunt Sally for who was a life-like size fairground doll...   But which, Worzel had a femme fetale for her!

Which, if I can remember, had always thought you poor Worzel!  As she always acted so NASTY towards him...  Which, okay!  At times, didn't blame he,r because, come on you guys, this is WORZEL I'm telling you about!  Not some fucking HOT STUD - which would probably make us girls look and say to ourselves, "Cor!  Or "Oh boy!  Or even "Hello!!!  If you get my drift!!!  But come on being really fucking NASTY or MEAN wasn't nice!